{"id":486,"date":"2004-06-27T09:37:55","date_gmt":"2004-06-27T08:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skodarallyblog.com\/skodarallyblog\/?p=486"},"modified":"2004-06-27T09:37:55","modified_gmt":"2004-06-27T08:37:55","slug":"first-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skodarallyblog.fun\/?p=486","title":{"rendered":"First post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, good.  So, another red-bull-tinged Sunday morning.  Nice enough weather to consider getting the bike out, not actually nice enough to do it though; it&#8217;s still wet outside, and there&#8217;s no way I&#8217;m riding when it&#8217;s wet.  Yeah, I&#8217;m not a &#8220;proper biker&#8221; for doing that, but most people who say that don&#8217;t happen to own a car.  And smell of wee.  And besides, I&#8217;ve done all the &#8220;proper biker&#8221; bit, and it was deeply unpleasant; I ride now because it&#8217;s fun, not because I&#8217;m trying to prove I can endure arctic conditions and torrential rain while risking my neck on a vehicle that has two patches of rubber the size of a tennis ball between me and ultimate doom&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>But I think I&#8217;ll get the rally car out instead, as it&#8217;s only 7 days until it will finally be used in &#8220;anger&#8221;.  Although I think bewilderment will probably be more the order of the day, given that both I and Kev are complete novices.  Steve Colville (rally guru and generally helpful chap) used the phrase &#8220;the blind leading the blind&#8221;, which I guess is just about accurate.  I would like to think that I won&#8217;t be totally incompetent, but I think that&#8217;s probably a little far fetched.  Anyway, in 7 days, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tauntonmotoringclub.freeserve.co.uk\/motorsport\/stage\/wildlifestages\/index.htm\">Smeatharpe<\/a> will be upon us (hopefully we won&#8217;t be impaled on anything), which i am really looking forward to.  I&#8217;m nervous already.  And I&#8217;m a bit worried that I&#8217;ve heard _nothing_ back from them, so I guess I&#8217;ll see what the deal is there&#8230;.  I need to know what number I am (obviously the last one in the field, but that&#8217;s no surprise really, is it?), so I can get some big old numbers for the doors.  And stuff like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, good. So, another red-bull-tinged Sunday morning. Nice enough weather to consider getting the bike out, not actually nice enough to do it though; it&#8217;s still wet outside, and there&#8217;s no way I&#8217;m riding when it&#8217;s wet. Yeah, I&#8217;m not a &#8220;proper biker&#8221; for doing that, but most people who say that don&#8217;t happen to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":50,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skodarallyblog.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skodarallyblog.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skodarallyblog.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skodarallyblog.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/50"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skodarallyblog.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.skodarallyblog.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skodarallyblog.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skodarallyblog.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skodarallyblog.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}